Hey my ma loved me more than anyone in any universe but I would not be caught dead in the clothes she gifted me. I'm sure she thought I looked great in those sweaters.
ok but i know ur fashion sense its like hero chic those shirts with the vneck and like 2 buttons all waffle knit an plaid my bro luther dresses like that sorta or he did b4 his stuff happened
i bet u did look great in those sweaters the minute u have shoulders liek urs u look great in nething
Actually I have proof. I got a photo album one time when the Door was spitting stuff out, you can see for yourself. Might give you nightmares though. Don't say I didn't warn you.
o my god u dont kno what youve done one does not simply ask klaus hargreeves to give them a fashion show now i gotta find some real good stuff 2 show u i think i saw 1 of those 2piece prom dresses that were popular in the 90s dangerous territorry my good man
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Why, got a hot date?
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can u believe there's multiple velour vests in this shop?? i swear this is heaven
and nope. im never dating again
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Never say never, Klaus.
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neway i found a shirt that mite fit u & i think ephemera would appreciate it ;)
sure sure sure watever u say
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Because I've known you just long enough to worry we have different concepts of what constitutes a shirt.
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god the lack of trust
u rly think id put u in somethin youd look bad in???
no.
i wud not
i like u too much 4 that
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I'm sure she thought I looked great in those sweaters.
Fashion is subjective.
Or something.
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its like hero chic
those shirts with the vneck and like 2 buttons
all waffle knit
an plaid
my bro luther dresses like that sorta
or he did b4 his stuff happened
i bet u did look great in those sweaters
the minute u have shoulders liek urs u look great in nething
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That's not how anyone's ever described my look but I won't fight you on it.
I gotta tell you I did not.
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for the good-lookin tall handsome heroes in ur life
& i gotta tell u i wont believe that until i see some kinda proof
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Actually I have proof.
I got a photo album one time when the Door was spitting stuff out, you can see for yourself.
Might give you nightmares though.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
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hah
doubt that
im gonna come up there after im done shoppin belive u me
then ill see.
also maybe to steal some cookies if u have em
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Come on up whenever, you can give me a fashion show.
And burn your retinas out looking at Ma's sweater choices I guess.
I'll take a few cookies out of the freezer for you to distract from the horror.
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one does not simply ask klaus hargreeves to give them a fashion show
now i gotta find some real good stuff 2 show u
i think i saw 1 of those 2piece prom dresses that were popular in the 90s
dangerous territorry my good man
lookin forward 2 it
i rly love those cookies
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I'd say "Klaus no" but I'm kind of morbidly curious now.
Do your worst.
I wish I could take the credit but Lup's family baked them.
No idea what's in them since there's no butter or eggs here, but they managed.
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u dont want my worst
o wow rly? i ddint even kno u culd make cookies w/out that stuff
then again ive only rly helped mom bake em a couple times when i was a kid
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But stick to things that could be called clothing this time around.
They're probably magic cookies.
Like literally.
I'm certain there was magic involved somehow.
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no lingerie in this one then ;)
haha
i wudlnt be surprised theyre all wicked good at magic
dont ask me how i kno
i dont wanna tell u
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Hah.
...I gotta know now.
What if I throw in another cookie?
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ive found tons of serviceable lingerie
id show u but...
um
wow u drive a hard bargain
fine
taako made some magic pills an we took em
& maybe i kissed him a little
dont tell that one
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Huh.
None of that is shocking.
But I guess you still get the cookie.
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but i guess so
not that i can see u or ephemera wearin lingerie
okay wow fine
keep ur dumb cookie
man its real hard 2 do anythin shocking w/out real drugs
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